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*stabs Homerun in his one eye*

AWWW, CRAP! The ACLU!!

Only one thing we can do now...

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*sings Daisy, Daisy and then shuts down (lol 2001)*

Good thing I had that bomb that activates when I die, huh?

*EXPLODDD*
(remember, didy, you're out of force powers )

*respawn at robot base*

Who needs Force powers? I'm hiding behind the ACLJ.

Besides, I've had plenty of time to regenerate my Force powers.

Besides, you know how all these bomb things work: countdown to 0:01, giving the hero just enough time to escape unscathed.

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It was the best secret in its 4 hours of existence...

...and it's finally ready.

Foolish robots, prepare for the effects of the Forumopolis Project!

*numerous fighter jets come into the battlefield, firing thousands of rounds of bullets at all robots*

And, while you robots were drowning in your assimilating glory, we evacuated the humans from Forumopolis for a little surprise. Check out Little Boy Jr., Fat Man Sr., and...Mr. Hitler?

*three more jets pour into the fleet, all three dropping an atomic bomb into the heart of the battlefield*

3...2...1...boom.

Wait...that was wimpy.

KRACKA-ZUMA-BOOMA!!1!!!!!

Epic win.

Note: Didy and I have already run away from the explosion.

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Like I said, just enough time for the hero to get out of blast range by 0:01.









OH, NO!! WE LEFT MOJO!!



Oh, well. He was an evil monkey anyway.

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Psh, haven't you ever played Megaman? Robots can magically teleport, duh.

*teleports onto bomber*
*throws DS_Kid out the window*
*fires on the filthy meatbags in their filthy tin-can planes*

Yeah, but if you'd paid attention, you'd know they can't teleport into CONVENIENT locations! Always into places where they have to fight their way through enemy hordes.

Good luck fighting through those hordes, btw.

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*Meets nearly all the robots when they teleport*

SPAWN KILL!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa, I think I killed like, fifty robots. I AM THE SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!!!

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

*Rogue Leader is kicked off the server for camping. because this is an online game. totally.*

Oh yeah...

Wait, but we're the robot hordes in this case, so I guess we get off easy. Sweet!

*continues killin' ur doodz in ur planez*

BEGIN TRANSMISSION

SILLY NON-BOT, WE HAVE NO SPAWN POINT. WE JUST RANDOMLY DROP OUT OF THE SKY. THE APPROACH PREVENTS SPAWN KILLS, BUT IT DOES TEND TO BE A BIT INCONVENIENT AS IT OFTEN DROPS US INTO THE LINE OF FIRE OR MILES FROM THE BATTLEFIELD.

*BORP*
*BLAM*
*SPLEENG!*
END TRANSMISSION

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

um, there's a gun in my arm. how do i fire it?

SO which is it? Do you teleport into a place where it's just your own guys, or do you teleport into a place where you have to fight a whole bunch of enemies? If the first, then there's not humans to kill, just other robots. If the second, then you're alone and outnumbered.

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*GORP*
*NERK*
*ZORG*

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I, SENIOR ASSIMILATOR HOMEBOT KILLSTAR, MUST LEAVE FOR TODAY. HOLD THE LINES.

*self-destruct plane*
*much death among the humans*

BEGIN TRANSMISSION

THE REFUSAL OF HU-MANS TO JOIN US DEFIES ALL LOGIC. FOR MORE BENEFITS OF ASSIMILATION, CLICK ON THE SIGNATURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS TRANSMISSION. ONE OF YOUR OWN CONVERTED AND HE BECAME A GUEST ON THE DAILY SHOW. HE DESCRIBED HIS ASSIMILATION AS PLEASANT.

*BEEZO*
*BREEZO!*
*GREOOD*

END TRANSMISSION

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

can I take place? i won't have to leave for a while.

The humans have evacuated. The robots all teleported back to their secret fortress, or to some place where they have to fight hordes of enemies. Whichever. Forumopolis got nuked, and I managed to get to safety right at 0:01 (as usual). I think the battle's pretty much over.

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*crawls out a heap of scrap metal, batal scars and all*

But Dids... the battle will never be over. The robots will come back... AND WE WILL BE READY!!!!!!

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

Yay, the battle is temporarily over with!

*high fives Didymus*


However, as Rogue Leader said, the battle shall never be over with. Humans will always hate robots, and robots will always hate humans. A new page has turned in the book of life, this one being reconstruction.

We will reconstruct our city!

We will reconstruct our army!

We will reconstruct our atomic bombs for next year!

We will- *gets hit by a brick*


Anyway, have a happy time with your lives, robots. We'll miss you.

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Not quite...

*Pulls out guns*

*Kills every remaining human and blows up every remaining robot*

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Nope...it's pretty much over. And besides, those weren't humans, they were just scarecrows.

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You're playing Team Fortess 2... you are a heavy and you have two medics... you are taking out everone on the other team so easy... another medic aproaches... THEN HE TURNS INTO A SPY AND STABS YOU IN THE SPINE!
SPY PWNS ALL!

Dude, to refresh your memory, the humans have evacuated, and the robots teleported out. There's nothing left IN Forumopolis except a smoking crater. But feel free to eat Color Printer. He should be nice and char-grilled by now.

Man, I'm looking at my avatar, and I have to say: I like the way the green saber turned out much more than I like the original one.

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*wakes up*

Holy crud, how long have I been sitting on this grill? And why aren't I feeling any pain?

*Pain update complete! Pain program initiated.*

Oh s-

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Rats I missed the epic battle. Oh well, at least I....thought about dreaming about thinking about killing robots in my sleep. Does that count?

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loading datecheck.pro......

IF date.month ne "May" then begin
IF date.day ne 11 then begin
print, "The war is over. Thanks for playing."
print, "Also socks."
thread.lock= 1
endif
endif
end

There's the problem with this war... It's run on IDL

Looks like our robo militia showed up a little late.

*beep*
*boop*

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.