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Cold Ones:Alcoholic or Soda?
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Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Wed May 11, 2005 2:13 am ]
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PizzaTrophy wrote:
Lemonade is fizzy, like soda.
That's what Sprite is, and 7-Up.
Lemonade.


no, I have never heard anyone call Sprite lemonade.
Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Wed May 11, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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It's called that here.
What would it be called over there?
Author:  Princess of StrongBadia [ Wed May 11, 2005 11:16 pm ]
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PizzaTrophy wrote:
It's called that here.
What would it be called over there?


Soda. Here, lemonade is that yummy stuff made with sugar and lemons that little kids sell at crappy little stands during the summer.
Author:  bobjones [ Wed May 18, 2005 6:33 am ]
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The clever thing about the 'cold one' is that while i'm sure TBC see them as alcoholic, as i do, they dont have to be, for the kiddies!
Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Wed May 18, 2005 11:41 am ]
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Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
Soda. Here, lemonade is that yummy stuff made with sugar and lemons that little kids sell at crappy little stands during the summer.


Or, if you happen to live in Rhode Island, Dell's. No kids put up lemonade stands here because we have Dell's lemonade trucks that sell lemonade like ice-cream vans.
Author:  ramrod [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:08 pm ]
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Lunar Jesty wrote:
Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
Soda. Here, lemonade is that yummy stuff made with sugar and lemons that little kids sell at crappy little stands during the summer.


Or, if you happen to live in Rhode Island, Dell's. No kids put up lemonade stands here because we have Dell's lemonade trucks that sell lemonade like ice-cream vans.
Wow, that computer company sells lemonade as well? Man, when they see a chance to make more money, they take it. :p

But yeah, to what Coz said, while it may in all reasonable logic be alcoholic,TBC can throw us a curveball and make it a soda.
Author:  PurpleKoopa [ Wed May 18, 2005 6:26 pm ]
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So far, all signs point toward Cold Ones being a beer. Funny thing is, in Free Country, soy sauce is more alcoholic than Cold Ones :p
Author:  Hamrodrunner [ Thu May 19, 2005 1:48 am ]
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I vote alcoholic. The term "cold one" is almost always used for a cold beer. The BC obviously wouldn't want to say that "cold ones" are an alcoholic beverage to keep their child fan base.
Author:  Tidus [ Thu May 19, 2005 2:02 am ]
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Same opinion as Hamrod.
Author:  Jitka [ Thu May 19, 2005 7:59 pm ]
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I definitely think that Cold Ones are alcoholic, and my reasons have already been pretty well hashed out.

Mainly because TBC don't have an aversion to alcohol or other minor drugs like cigarettes.
Author:  MrsCommanderson [ Thu May 19, 2005 9:28 pm ]
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Personally, I think it's soda. ;)
Author:  CXD [ Thu May 19, 2005 9:39 pm ]
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I think Cold Ones are alcoholic... Purely because you get them in brown bottles. I can't think of any soft drinks that are sold in brown bottles.
Author:  Smorky [ Thu May 19, 2005 9:43 pm ]
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root beer?
Author:  CXD [ Thu May 19, 2005 9:52 pm ]
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^ We don't really have Root Beer in the UK.

Anyways... Root Beer has beer in the title... Therefore it carries conotations of alcohol-ness-stuff. :p
Author:  ramrod [ Fri May 20, 2005 12:23 am ]
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CXD wrote:
^ We don't really have Root Beer in the UK.

Anyways... Root Beer has beer in the title... Therefore it carries conotations of alcohol-ness-stuff. :p
Root beer has no alcohol in it, since it's available to the youngins.
Author:  Shopiom [ Fri May 20, 2005 12:25 am ]
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I think CXD was kidding, due to the :p smiley.
Author:  Frotzer [ Fri May 20, 2005 7:50 pm ]
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Oh OF course A cold one is achoholic but its a good thing we didnt see the effects on homestar when he drank one :hr:
Author:  Joshua [ Fri May 20, 2005 9:01 pm ]
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He has them in his fridge.
Author:  Acekirby [ Fri May 20, 2005 9:03 pm ]
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Cold Ones are alcohol. Sorry if I can't think up a good argument for it, but I just can't. It's a hunch.
Author:  Black Metal [ Fri May 20, 2005 9:09 pm ]
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Cold ones are definetly alchoholic. Though I think when they first appeared in "Where is my Hat at?" they were soda. Oh, and Pizzatrophy in what strange land is soda considered lemonade?
EDIT: NVM Austrialians!
Author:  ramrod [ Sat May 21, 2005 3:18 am ]
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Frotzie wrote:
Oh OF course A cold one is achoholic but its a good thing we didnt see the effects on homestar when he drank one :hr:
A drunken Homestar? Now that will be a sight to see....
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sat May 21, 2005 3:51 am ]
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I refuse to believe that our dear H*R buddies are drunkards. It's soda in my heart forever. (Soy sauce is the alcoholic beverage of choice in Free Country, anyway.)
Author:  ramrod [ Sat May 21, 2005 3:54 am ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
I refuse to believe that our dear H*R buddies are drunkards. It's soda in my heart forever. (Soy sauce is the alcoholic beverage of choice in Free Country, anyway.)
Well, we all know that Coach Z likes the alcohol, as seen in a few toons.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sat May 21, 2005 3:55 am ]
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Coach Z is a strange, strange man, so who cares?
Author:  Didymus [ Sat May 21, 2005 7:39 am ]
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I reiterate my previous argument. Cold Ones are definitely alcoholic for two reasons:

(1) The Kerrek, a teetotaler, is offended when you buy him one. If Cold Ones were non-alcoholic, he would not have been offended that way.

(2) In SBemail 39, Strong Bad refers to Ones from Foreign Lands. The Warm One label calls it Liquid Bread. This is a nickname for beer (because it is made from grain), particularly thick beers like Irish Stouts. This nickname was coined during the Prohibition Era, when Anheiser Busch and other German brewers attempted to keep beer legal by arguing that it was primarily for nutritional value (unlike liquor, which was just for intoxification). The argument didn't hold, and beer was outlawed along with all alcoholic beverages except sacramental wine.

Also, I must venture to correct something: Alcohol Use does not equal Drunkenness. Nor is it a sin to drink. If Jesus drank wine, then there's nothing wrong with it. A person can drink responsibly and with moderation. There's nothing wrong with an occasional Cold One, as long as you're legal drinking age, don't operate a motor vehicle, and don't get drunk.
Author:  Rob [ Sat May 21, 2005 7:53 am ]
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Of course Cold Ones are alcoholic!

Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
PizzaTrophy wrote:
Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
Melonade is more of their juice


The suffix "-ade" says to me a fizzy soda drink.
Eg, Lemonade


Um....as far as I know lemonade is juice.. :eek: ..you know made from...lemons?


Lemonade can be a juice when it's home-made, but the lemonade you buy at shops and get in restaurants are fizzy. I don't know where you can buy non-fizzy lemonade.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sat May 21, 2005 1:24 pm ]
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In Canada and France, lemonade is the name for carbonated lemon soda. I learned that in French class. Here, it's a lemon juice drink made with lemon juice, sugar, and water, and you can buy it either in stores or at home.

CULTURAL CLEARUP'D!

The French word for fizzy lemonade is "une limonade".
The French word for normal lemonade is "un citron pressé".
Author:  ModestlyHotGirl [ Mon May 23, 2005 7:47 pm ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
In Canada and France, lemonade is the name for carbonated lemon soda.


That's news to me.

Perhaps in Quebec, or other French-speaking communities. But in most of the country, lemonade is the sweetened lemon juice that everyone knows and loves. I have never had lemon soda, nor have I ever heard the word lemonade as referring to anything carbonated at all.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 23, 2005 9:12 pm ]
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the only lemon sodas I have ever heard of are Sprite, 7-Up and Sierra Mist.
Author:  Jitka [ Mon May 23, 2005 9:14 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
the only lemon sodas I have ever heard of are Sprite, 7-Up and Sierra Mist.


How about Mountain Dew?
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