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What is a Cold One?
Alcoholic 75%  75%  [ 119 ]
Soda 25%  25%  [ 39 ]
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I figured everyone already knew. Didn't they?

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Methinks that the case is closed on this.

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Yep. It's so obviously beer.
I never even considered the possablility that it was soda untill now

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Alcoholic...I have the screen saver.

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New development, in sbemail 115: http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=25621#25621

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They're alcoholic. In Peasant's Quest, go to the Kerrek tracks and type:
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buy kerrek a cold one

and it will say that the kerrek is a teetotaler, so therefore Cold Ones are alcoholic.

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Well if they are alcaholic not many of the characters drink them very often because none of the characters have ever acted drunk to my knowledge


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Coach Z was pretty drunk that one time, but there also is the point that actions don't generally have consequences in cartoons unless the humor depends on it.


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Hunh. 'f you ask me, they all act drunk all the time!

Edit: No, that's not true. But you know what I'd like to see? Strong Sad drunk. I mean I was thinking, "Who has inhibitions to be lowered?..." He's pretty much it. Or maybe Marzipan, but I'm not sure I want to see that. Anyway, I guess "caffeine" already covered Strong Sad and substance abuse.

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My idea:
:marzi: : Hahahahaha! Shut up Homestar! Hahahahaha! I hate you all!

Unfortunatly, she's probably a teetotaler, so unless someone ( :cheat: ) spikes her drink, we may never know.

P.S.: It isn't happening in my fanfic.

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Didymus wrote:
Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:
Number A: Didymus said:

Drink Responsibly, Kids! That is unless your under 21. Then don't drink at all. Except maybe soda, or maybe like some Cool Ade, or some tea. Would you believe sports drinks?


What about those people (ie Me) who live in countries (ie. Australia) where the legal drinking age is 18???


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Well, in your case, alcohol isn't evil. But alcohol is evil here for me. If I went there alcohol wouldn't be evil. Evil changes from place to place, you know.

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the_chin wrote:
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Number A: Didymus said:

Drink Responsibly, Kids! That is unless your under 21. Then don't drink at all. Except maybe soda, or maybe like some Cool Ade, or some tea. Would you believe sports drinks?


What about those people (ie Me) who live in countries (ie. Australia) where the legal drinking age is 18???


Heh..the drinkin' age in Canada is 19. At least, it is in Ontario.

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I think it's a mixture of both. ;)

J/K, I think that it's alchohol.


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It's def alchohol, unless TBC scratch that idea and tell us different.

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I think its alchohol... (i think it was the Homsar kid show one) in the e-mail strong bad offers a kerrek a cold one and it says he is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. A teetotaller is a person who is against alchohol. So it is probably alchohol.

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The poll has a percent missing 67%+32%=99%

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Sean wrote:
The poll has a percent missing 67%+32%=99%


I see no need for the use of fractions.

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Sean wrote:
The poll has a percent missing 67%+32%=99%


Not any more it doesn't.

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Upsilon wrote:
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The poll has a percent missing 67%+32%=99%


Not any more it doesn't.


Actually, it still does.

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Well, look guys. As much as I dislike mathematical errors, isn't this forum supposed to be about alcohol in cold ones? Many people found the same points I did. If Cold Ones were soda, then Kerrek would not have a problem. And they look like beer, and have properties like beer (i.e. the liquid bread thing) so that's always what I thought even before for kids came out.

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Kaffiene wrote:
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Didymus wrote:
Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:
Number A: Didymus said:

Drink Responsibly, Kids! That is unless your under 21. Then don't drink at all. Except maybe soda, or maybe like some Cool Ade, or some tea. Would you believe sports drinks?


What about those people (ie Me) who live in countries (ie. Australia) where the legal drinking age is 18???


Heh..the drinkin' age in Canada is 19. At least, it is in Ontario.


Well..... I think it may just be in Ontario. Reason: It said in my sociology text book that the age was 18. Either that was a mistake, or it's true in the rest of Canada, it's 18.

Incidentally, Kaffine, where abouts in Ontario do you live? If it's the same city, I'm hunting you down where ever you stand and give you this Golden Pinapple or something.

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Ok, now before this goes too far, could everyone please, please stop making quote towers. That said, Cold Ones are obviosly alcohol, beer (the only known Australian-drunk alcohol). Four words: THEY ARE BEER COLOURED!

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My grandad drinks wine mostly, Sean. :mrgreen:

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it's a beer or wine or somtin :p

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get on topic before this is locked

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why dont you stop double posting! It's called an edit button.

sorry, yea, I thinks it's beer.

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tompkins wrote:
why dont you stop double posting! It's called an edit button.

sorry, yea, I thinks it's beer.


ok :coachz:

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Well, I'ma be a teetollar 4-EVER so I was really hoping it wasn't beer, but I guess it is. :-( But you know what else I was thinking? Free Country USA is an imaginary place. Maybe beer isn't bad for you in their world....

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