WikiChat: The Memories

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:04 am

Here is where user who attend the wiki chat room can post funny quotes said in the chat room to be listed on list...of funny happening...in the chat room. Just post the quote, and if they're funny enough, i'll list em.

THE LIST (in no particular order)

Clever_D wrote:

nothing says "merry christmas" like a roasted IJ

Quote:

StrongRad: it'd be like using mustard on a screwdriver

Quote:

<Teffy> WHAT DO I DOES?
<Teffy> TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
<Teffy> I WANT TO GO TO BED!

Quote:

StrongRad: and we got first dibs at the monkey bars....
StrongRad: man, if things were only like that now..

Quote:

Jesty: Hello.
Einoo: You missed the pies, Jesty.
Jesty: Not teh pies!
Einoo: And Gilligan's Island
TSA: Pies were everywhere
Einoo: The pies were all over MHG's face
MHG: whoa, i just came back and now i have pie on my face?
Einoo: Yup.
MHG: ymm.
Einoo: We're talented liars... er, storytellers.

Quote:

Jitka: Guess what, Ditpa?
Duct_Tape_Patrol: what jitka
Jitka: I hate those signs that say "for sale by owner."
Duct_Tape_Patrol: ....um...
Duct_Tape_Patrol: okay
Jitka: Who else is gonna sell it?
Duct_Tape_Patrol: haha..
Jitka: "for sale by cranky neighbor?"
Duct_Tape_Patrol: why did you direct that towards me?
Jitka: That had nothing to do with you, DTP.
Jitka: I was going to say, you suck.
Duct_Tape_Patrol: ....
Duct_Tape_Patrol: Jitka i'm not your friend any more

Quote:

Jesty: Oh what a beautiful mornin'
Jesty: Oh what a beautiful day
Jesty: I've got this beautiful feelin'
Duct_Tape_Patrol: oh, are you pregnant?

Quote:

*TSA explodes.
*Jitka does not glue TSA back together
TSA: aw crap.

Suicune64 wrote:

You can't just go after it like you're trying to staple a squirrel.

Quote:

Einoo: I think I'm outta here as well. Don't get too rowdy all by yourself.
Einoo is now known as EinooOuttaHere
Duct_Tape_Patrol: Rar
EinooOuttaHere: I HEARD THAT!!!!!11one

Quote:

GoldTidus: quiet......
GoldTidus: quiet....
GoldEddddddd: are you about to hit a golf shot or something?

Quote:

* StrongRad stared the reaper in the face and flipped him the bird

Quote:

* breadtangle unmurders jitka

Quote:

Jitka: What's the monkey's vine hanging from?
Duct_Tape_Patrol: ...
Duct_Tape_Patrol: heaven
Jitka: What's it tied to?
Jitka: A Heaven-Hook?
Duct_Tape_Patrol: a heaven hook.
Jitka: A Heaven-Hook.
Duct_Tape_Patrol: ...a heaven hook.
Duct_Tape_Patrol: yes.

Quote:

<Jitka> How does one do the WALL?
<Sui64> Jitka, I don't even remember. The first time, it was luck combined with skill, and because I did it once myself, the second time I went through I just used a guide.
<Jitka> What?
<Jitka> A guide...
<Jitka> ...
<Jitka> Kill him, Teff.

Jitka wrote:

Do not grovel to foreigners!!

*CLever_D=Clever Danielle
*IJ=Interruptor Jones)
*TSA=The Smiling Assassin
*MHG=Modestly Hot Girl
*GoldEddddddd=Ed 'lim' smilde
*Teff/TEF/Teffy=The Experimental Film

+Entries may be subject to editing for clarification.

The Cup of Coffee · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:25 am

I got one.

StrongCanada wrote:

*SC Gives TCOC some Grape Juice*

TCOC wrote:

WOOOOO!!!!

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:56 pm

Quote:

Jesty: Hello.
Einoo: You missed the pies, Jesty.
Jesty: Not teh pies!
Einoo: And Gilligan's Island
TSA: Pies were everywhere
Einoo: The pies were all over MHG's face
MHG: whoa, i just came back and now i have pie on my face?
Einoo: Yup.
MHG: ymm.
Einoo: We're talented liars... er, storytellers.

This happened about 1/2 a minute ago. Joing the chat now![/quote]

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:21 pm

yeh that can go on there. We just made some new ones...

The Smiling Assassin · **Posted:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:55 am

Here's one.
* Marshie_Roast cracks up COMPLETELY.
* Teffbrodak casts Blizzaga.
* Jitka glues MR back together
* TSA explodes.
* Jitka does not glue TSA back together
TSA: aw crap.

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:29 pm

some newer ones are in..keeping sending.

StrongCanada · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:33 pm

This was my personal fave:

Code:

InterruptorJones: rawr
StrongCanada: I love it when you growl.
InterruptorJones: double rawr

There was one moment that was hilarious to me, but I don't have the actual transcript. It was when we were all discussing whether or not Matt Chapman was on the chats. I joked, saying something like, "I have to confess; I am Matt Chapman." And StrongRad said, "Matt, I have something to tell you. You're hot."

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:55 am

this is what just happened in the chatroom:
Sui64: You can't just go after it like you're trying to staple a squirrel.
That makes me laugh, danJun.

Sui · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:17 pm **Posts:** 396

Discussing MOTAS' green wall puzzle:

<Jitka> How does one do the WALL!?
<Sui64> Jitka, I don't even remember. The first time, it was luck combined with skill, and because I did it once myself, the second time I went through I just used a guide. XD
<Jitka> What.
<Jitka> A guide.
<Jitka> ...
<Jitka> Kill him, Teff.

Perhaps I should have told them about the guide sooner, apparently, TEF needs it:
<Teffy> Well, third computer, it's all dark, and I have no idea what to do.
<Sui64> Devise a plan for reaching the final door.
<Teffy> Hold on.
<Teffy> I just found some hidden numbers in the other secret passage room. What does I do with those?
<Sui64> You'll know what to do.
<Jitka> You're enjoying this, aren't you, Sui>
<Teffy> Just tell me what to do with the last computer. PLEASE?!?!?
<Sui64> That I am. =D
<Teffy> I did levels ten and eleven all by myself!
<Jitka> Do not grovel to FOREIGNERS!!
<Sui64> Keep thinking.
<Jitka> :P
<Teffy> All I have is a security card.
<Teffy> WHAT DOES I DO? WHAT DO I DOES? TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SUI! I WANT TO GO TO BED!
<Sui64> You can save it for the morning, TEF.
<Sui64> Maybe you'll think better then.
<Teffy> HELP ME! PWEASE! I'LL GROVEL!
<Sui64> Sleep on it.
<Teffy> JUST HELP ME! I'LL PAY YOU! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
<Sui64> Not right now. Sleep on it, and then maybe.
<EncounteringGrem> is there a spot open for sui in the forum awards?
<Jitka> No grovelment! I'll reduce you to Plastic!
<Teffy> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

I had to cut that PLEEZE in sections, it would have quite spread the page...

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:22 pm

Buh. way too long. I cut out some of the funnier parts though.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:57 pm

Quote:

Einoo: This is bowwing.
Duct_Tape_Patrol: yeah
NoToppings: yesss...i take my leave...
Duct_Tape_Patrol: alot of people
NoToppings has left the channel
2:55 PM
Duct_Tape_Patrol: but no people talk tippa
Einoo: I think I'm outta here as well. Don't get too rowdy all by yourself.
Einoo is now known as EinooOuttaHere
Duct_Tape_Patrol: rawr
EinooOuttaHere: I HEARD THAT!!!!!111one

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:19 am

This one happened a while ago...

Code:

* InterruptorJones subtly attaches himself to SC's leg.
* StrongCanada gently moves him up onto her lap.
<InterruptorJones> woa. that worked out well.

Somethin' like that.

Oh, and I think

Code:

<Teffy> I WANNA STAPLE A SQUIRREL!!

should be added to Suicune's squirrel-stapling quote.

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:22 am

No that would lessen the goodness. No one wants your opinions tef, go away...The cheat, do you like tef's opinions?

Black Metal · **Posted:** Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:27 am

[cheatvoice]Yes, Duct Tape Patrol. TEF's opinions are cool. That I wanna staple a squirrell thing makes the quote more funny.[/cheatvoice]
Sorry I couldn't resist. I don't have any memories, yet. Though reading transcripts is fun.

The Human Wedgie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:42 am

How about when Tom banned me, and I asked about six times for an unbanning, and still haven't gotten unbanned after about a month?

Duct Tape Patrol · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:25 am

StrongRad just said this
(we were talking about mythbusters, and they're experimenting to see if it's possible to swing completely around in a swing set. Strong has already done this. And he was honored for it)
StrongRad: and we got first dibs at the monkey bars.... man, if things were only like that now
hillary, us.
EDIT: SR's just plain weird today...
StrongRad: it'd be like using mustard on a screwdriver
SR strikes again...
* StrongRad stared the reaper in the face and flipped him the bird
except that's fully from the mind of SR.

StrongCanada · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:15 pm

If anyone's got a transcript of the "Pirating" that happened in the chat last night, that needs to go here! Anyone have it?

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:40 am

I'm-a clear up a couple of things...

In the Chat, StrongRad wrote:

it'd be like using mustard on a screwdriver

We were talking about using two unrelated things together. I don't remember exactly what, but I'm sure it was the Underwear Cannon of Doom V. 8pointsomething beta, and I'm not sure what the other thing was. I said something like, the UCOD doesn't really need that. then came the mustard....

In the Chat, StrongRad wrote:

* StrongRad stared the reaper in the face and flipped him the bird

I was talking about my bout with skin cancer, and, since I caught it early, it got cured'd!

StrongCanada wrote:

If anyone's got a transcript of the "Pirating" that happened in the chat last night, that needs to go here! Anyone have it?

I guess tree-huggers have taken over my Trillian, cus the logging has stopped... :-(

I was hoping to have one, cus that, and your summoning of Bones, are things that the "misser-outers" need to see.

Total greatness.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:51 pm

My favorite moment was about a week ago. I called it "The Great Flooding". For about two minutes, everyone kept going "ACE!!". It was kinda cool.

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Two nights ago everyone had some fun talking like a pirate. I didn't get anything out of it, but I know Queenie was Captain M'lady.

Warlordofhomsaria_v2 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:14 am

This is sorta funny. Maybe. You decide. Sorry i'm a necro right now.

<Suicune64> Or should I say... Yug_emos?
* Warlord21 hugs emos
<Warlord21> oh
<Some_Guy> ...
<Warlord21> you said yug emos
<Suicune64> XD
<Some_Guy> I don't like emo.
*** BazookaJoe is now known as BJoe`Weather`Wik
<Warlord21> lol
<Suicune64> Yug them, not hug them!
<Warlord21>

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:26 pm

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:34 pm

The Experimental Film wrote:

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

How come all the crazy cool action with you happenes when I'm not there, TEF?

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Acekirby wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

How come all the crazy cool action with you happenes when I'm not there, TEF?

Beacuse you're a wet rag.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:40 pm

FireBird wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

How come all the crazy cool action with you happenes when I'm not there, TEF?

Beacuse you're a wet rag.

Eh? A wet rag? That's kind of crazy.

I wish I had saved some of the Saturday chat. Jitka and I were talking on a different channel, and we occasionally interrupted the main one with our ramblings.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:41 pm

Acekirby wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

How come all the crazy cool action with you happenes when I'm not there, TEF?

Because I'm ATTRACTIVE.

At least, Clever Danielle thinks so.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:43 pm

The Experimental Film wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

This DEFINITELY needs to go in.

Code:

<Sui64> Anyone for iSketch?
<Queenie-C> Only if TEFington does it.
<Clever_Danielle> me too
<Teffy> YES!!

How come all the crazy cool action with you happenes when I'm not there, TEF?

Because I'm ATTRACTIVE.

At least, Clever Danielle thinks so.

Hah. You, attractive? There is a better chance of meeting Shigiru Myamoto (misspell'd!), Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and President Bush at one time.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:45 pm

Acekirby wrote:

Hah. You, attractive? There is a better chance of meeting Shigiru Myamoto (misspell'd!), Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and President Bush at one time.

To that, I can only say:

Clever Danielle wrote:

FireBird wrote:

Aww. Teffy-bear is cute.

So, so true.

Rawr.

Toastpaint.

Jitka · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:00 pm

Grasshopper, there is a difference between being thought of as attractive and being thought of as cute. You don't look at a kitten and think Rawr, do you? (I hope not.)

AAAAAAaannyway, those conversations I had with Ace were great. And iSketch last night till 2 A.M. was awesome. But that's not the chat, so I guess it doesn't count.

Clever Danielle · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:14 pm

I was going to snag the chat from last night, but then my compy started spazzing and before I knew it everything was disconnecting. Isketch was teh best last night. We've got to do that again soon. Especially you, TEF.

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