Making up Homestar DVDs' FBI warnings scenes

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:49 pm

As the title suggests, this thread is where you can make up your own ideas for FBI warnings on the Homestar DVDs. One of my ideas for the warnings is this:

Quote:

(Strong Sad walks up and looks at the message and then turns to the camera)

STRONG SAD: In layman's term, each day something is copied from an original source, that original source dies a little more. (a variation on "Each day, we die a little more...")

Now, if you could do scenes for the DVDs' FBI warning scenes, what would you do?

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:52 pm

Are you illegal copiers asking for a court CHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!?!

LEGAL DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:56 pm

Homestone Wrecker wrote:

:stinko: Are you illegal copiers asking for a court CHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!?!

LEGAL DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what happens then is that when he charges up, the results are similar to when "Email" is scrolled over in the 20X6 menu: it flashes white and the screen turns black.

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

Get yer unaltered bootleg Sbemail DVDs! See Strong Bad shoot first! (that's a very obscure reference to "best thing" receiving a scene of Strong Bad turning his head before "shooting" the remote at Strong Sad)

DELETED! · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:27 am

Sbemailiarized!!

Quote:

Dear Strongbad,
Has you ever been sued by the FBI.
If so, is there an FBi warning on your DVD's

With poop,
some guy

SB: Good question,,Here's your answer...

*Instert FBI warning here*

Cloverstardrop · **Posted:** Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:16 am

You guys beat me to all the good ideas! :mrgreen:

Anyway

*Homsar floats down to the FBI warning without his hat on*
:homsar:

DaAaaAaAaAa! Copy my fish and i'll sue you on Christmas! *as he says "i'll sue you on christmas" a fish falls onto his head*

Fail I know but it's all I can think of!

HstrRnr · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:35 pm **Posts:** 58

I got a better one:
:homsar:

: DaAaaAh! Buy my Autobahn and pay the Mice Price!
(As he says mice price, Senor Cartgage walks in)
:senor:

: Because everybody pays mice price to fly the Autobahn, Gertrude!

Random anyone?

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:06 pm

CaptainPastHisPrime wrote:

Homestone Wrecker wrote:

:stinko: Are you illegal copiers asking for a court CHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!?!

LEGAL DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what happens then is that when he charges up, the results are similar to when "Email" is scrolled over in the 20X6 menu: it flashes white and the screen turns black.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention one thing: Stinkoman should be dressed as an attorney for this scene. Or maybe his "Buy! Sell!" suit from the 20X6 Thanksgiving toon!

Also...

:homsar:

"AaAaAaA! The rainbow billboard forbids you to duplicate!"

(on "duplicate", his bowler hat splits in two, then four, then continues to multiply until they fill up the entire screen)

Jagger88 · **Joined:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:59 am **Posts:** 19

What about...
:poop:

.........{puts his thumb up in approval of the FBI warning}...........{walks off}

Or how about...
:ehsteve:

Eh! Illegal!

Best I can do...

AbdiLarue · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:45 pm

Crack Stuntman would be nice....

Jagger88 · **Joined:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:59 am **Posts:** 19

AbdiLarue wrote:

Crack Stuntman would be nice....

Blaaaaaaaaaaaah'm Crack Stuntman! Did you know that illegal copies of DVD material costs us actors upwards of $30 a year? Think about it. Thirty Dollars. That's like, 3 pizzas... {walking off screen, voice fading} Man, I could really go for three pizzas right about now...
:mrgreen:

AbdiLarue · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:11 am

Jagger88 wrote:

AbdiLarue wrote:

Crack Stuntman would be nice....

Blaaaaaaaaaaaah'm Crack Stuntman! Did you know that illegal copies of DVD material costs us actors upwards of $30 a year? Think about it. Thirty Dollars. That's like, 3 pizzas... {walking off screen, voice fading} Man, I could really go for three pizzas right about now...
:mrgreen:

Lol, thank you. I couldn't think of anything creative at the moment.

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:14 am

: In other words, copy this DVD and your going to get burninated!

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:45 am

Cloverstardrop wrote:

You guys beat me to all the good ideas! :mrgreen:

Anyway

*Homsar floats down to the FBI warning without his hat on*
:homsar:

DaAaaAaAaAa! Copy my fish and i'll sue you on Christmas! *as he says "i'll sue you on christmas" a fish falls onto his head*

Fail I know but it's all I can think of!

I think he should wear his hat at the beginning, but when he says, "I'll sue you on Christmas!", his hat turns into a yellow fish, similar to the color of his hat. This is based on his character video, in which his hat turns into a train engineer's cap.

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:50 am

THIS ISN'T THE CARTOONS!

Gardnerboy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:00 am **Posts:** 18

Homestarshie wrote:

:sm: THIS ISN'T THE CARTOONS!

lol

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:47 pm

Don't think that this is a bluff. I know a good lawyer.

Soiled Bargains · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:47 pm

{Strong Bad walks into the screen from the right, facing left. He stops in the center of the screen and turns to face the viewer.}

STRONG BAD: Let's see, you've ruined Trogdor and me, so please don't ruin the legality of this DVD. Short and simple.

{Strong Bad begins to walk to the left; therefore off-screen.}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Hey, that kind of rhymed.

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:10 pm

Listen to the DVD, kids!

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:47 pm

(This would work best for if the fourth Everything Else DVD parodies Disneyland:)

:bubs:

(dressed as Walt Disney) "As long as there are suckers left in the world, Homestar Runner will never be completed!"

(That's actually a parody of "As long as there's imagination left in the world, Disneyland will never be completed.)

I actually got that from someone else.

HomsarTheGravyTrain · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:24 am

: (floats down) DAAAAAAAAAH HEY! KIDDLES! I NEED MY YAKKY CUPCAKE DRAWN GRAVY TRAIN! I NEED THE CORN COB FOUNTAI MOUNTAAAIN (while saying mountain the warning in the backround crumpls into a ball and goes into homsar and and homsar gets sucked in himself)

:hr:

: (walks in and picks up homsars hat) Woah! look what we got hwere! (looks at homsars at) Oh! this looks like cheese!

(KOT comes in and homstar feeds it to himes and the KOT turns into homsar)

(at the same time)

:hr:

:Happy Decemberwenn!
:homsar:

:Happy Day of the flying nut corn fish!

(corn and fish rain down)

HomsarHedgehog · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:16 pm

DaaaAaaAaah! I'm a cheesecake from the apocalypse.
:sb:

What're you doing here?
:trogdor:

I will burninate you peasants, Follow the FBI warning!
:hr:

Wow, that sounded unconvincing...
:stinko:

My ancestor, you'll need this in the future...
:senor:

(While holding one warning up.) This FBI warning has been brought to you by the letters, F, B, and I.

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